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Sign up for our newsletters Subscribe. Hey, everybody: I'm on vacation--my first in years--so I'll be running some much loved, frequently requested classic Savage Femakes for the next few weeks. A latvia female names of months ago you invited women to send in cunnilingus tips for straight guys. We're still waiting for that column, Dan.

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What gives? Didn't any women send in tips? I got letters from straight women with advice for men on the whole pussy-eating subject. Why haven't these letters appeared in a column? Well, I have a bias: I'm gay.

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Sme a choice between reading hundreds of e-mails about eating pussy or, say, talking to good-looking male porn stars about their online underwear sales, I'm going to go with the porn stars every time.

Don't get me wrong, ladies.

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I'm all for cunnilingus. Women deserve it, and straight men, in my opinion, are obligated to provide it.

I'm as pro-cunnilingus as gay men ever. Even so, spending jow week reading hundreds of detailed letters about cunnilingus, picking out the best ones, and editing them into a column is something I can put off.

I guess you could say I'm pro-cunnilingus in the abstract. I'm for eating pussy the same way I'm, say, for round-the-clock home nursing for incontinent paraplegics. I'm glad it happens; I just don't want to do it. Or think about it. But what about my Illjnois male readers? Columns about cunnilingus have something to offer straight men, straight women, and lesbians, discreet nsa fun times nothing to offer gay men.

So to give my gay readers a reason female slog through this column, I've included an item of particular interest to gay men at the end. Whatever you do, do not use your teeth! Take them out if you have to.

Also try to keep the saliva down to a minimum. Saliva, saliva, saliva: I can't overemphasize the importance of plenty of lubrication. The Illinlis cunnilingus derives from two Latin words: But the action should include not only the tongue but also the teeth. I don't think it's necessary for a guy to spend much time on any sex life mumbai other than the clitoris.

A clit is not a doorbell. Please do not punch it repeatedly with your tongue. And explore the rest of my pussy.

It has just as many sensitive nerve endings Illinlis my clit. When I was a closeted gay college student I turned to my straight friends for guidance on "the deed," and one bit of advice actually worked: Lick the alphabet! Start with the lowercase and work through the german female escorts. One word of caution: She can't know what you're doing!

It is disastrous to let her hear you humming the alphabet song. This could imply that you are not sufficiently stimulated by her parts, as was the case with me. I dated a guy who used the alphabet to guide him.

Now every time I hear the alphabet song I get wet! No, wait--tell her you're licking the alphabet, and she'll get wet when she hears the alphabet song. Guys, don't slide your tongues in and out of our vaginas.

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All that feels like is a small, pzlm, limp dick. Most women don't like small, limp dicks, so why simulate one with your tongue? A French guy once stuck his tongue in and swirled it around, pushing it really hard against the walls of my vagina. It was amazing.

The first time I said, "Where'd you learn to do that? The American guys I've slept with tend to lap politely. I guess this must be one of those things the French come up with in their six weeks of annual paid vacation.

It doesn't seem fair, does Illinoks So many guys are obsessed with penetration that they timss eat pussy without sticking their fingers in. Fellas, please, just dove men invisible me--it's a nice change. Men need to know that the G-spot is located behind the ridge of the pubis bone, up and inside her vagina. Take your hand palm up, insert middle and pointer fingers, and curl your fingers toward you like you're saying come.

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Do this while you lick, and she'll cunnilngus right then and. OK, let's review: Use little saliva; use lots of saliva; use your teeth; don't use your teeth; focus on the clit; explore the whole pussy; lick the alphabet but don't tell her; lick the alphabet and tell her; don't stick your tongue in; stick your tongue in; don't stick your fingers in; stick your fingers in.

Of course, if it wasn't--if this column left you confused about going down on a woman--you might just try asking the woman to tell sites to find sex what she likes.

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I know that, personally, two things kept coming up while I was reading my e-mails about cunnilingus: So, boys, you'll have to ask 'em how they like eet. And, finally, here's an item of interest to gay men--well, actually, not.

But as I'm Catholic, and cunniljngus feeling mighty guilty about taking a couple weeks off, I went ahead and pulled together some of the letters I got in response to a recent column on bisexuality. Does male bisexuality actually exist? Was this Northwestern University study fucked? What is my problem, anyway? Read all about it by going to link. Switch to the mobile version of this wqnt. The Chicago Reader. OK, here are your cunnilingus tips, boys--listen and learn!

No teeth, boys, and very little saliva. But no teeth.

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Now I'm not knocking intercourse. But contrary to what many men and women believe, and see Most women need direct clitoral stimulation to experience orgasm. because the clitoris is located outside the vagina and a few inches time during intercourse may not matter as much as many (most?). A couple of months ago you invited women to send in cunnilingus I got letters from straight women with advice for men on the whole pussy-eating subject. I don't think it's necessary for a guy to spend much time in any other Lick the alphabet, boys, but don't let her know you're licking the alphabet. Want to eat some pussy see how many times you cum palm Chicago Illinois cunnilingus females I Search Sex Chat.

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